Our whimsical birthday cards will cause everyone's
tail to wag!

•MW-001

•Cover: Happy Birthday! You look fabulous.

•Inside: Even without the Botox and soft
•lighting.

U.S. $3.00

•MW-002

•Cover: It's your birthday! Stay out late!
•Hit the clubs!

•Inside: If you tell the guy at the rope you're
•looking for your grandkids, he might let
•you in.

U.S. $3.00

•MW-003

•Cover: I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.

•Inside: But there have been so many, who
•can keep track?

U.S. $3.00

•MW-004

•Cover: Happy Birthday! You're not getting
•older, you're getting better.

•Inside: Better at keeping a straight face
•when saying you're 29.

U.S. $3.00

•MW-005

•Cover: For your birthday I got you a cab
•voucher.

•Inside: I know you have a car, but
•everyone says you need a lift.

U.S. $3.00

•MW-006

•Cover: It's your birthday! Don't be afraid to
•cut loose.

•Inside: At your age, flatulence is quite
•normal.

U.S. $3.00

•MW-007

•Cover: Happy Birthday to someone we all
•love to be around.

•Inside: Lucky for us there's so much to be
•around. •

U.S. $3.00

•MW-008

•Cover: It's your birthday. Have fun! Go to
•town!

•Inside: There's a senior shuttle that comes
•right to your door. •

U.S. $3.00